The newly formed Deomcrablican Party is proposing stiff new penalties for being a hippie. Measures include immediate search and thrash of people in tie dyes, detainment of those bearing dreadlocks and the stopping of every Volkswagon Van with stickers all over it. We are hoping to rid our nation of such indignant free-thinkers. We simply cannot have our populous loving one another and opposing our wars ever again. And, just in case you do not know what to look for follow this link http://www.mytiedyes.com. But, I warn you, that those crazy hippies may have some form of mind control that produces LSD or pot-like psychotropic highs subliminally layered in the electric impulses coming through this internet thing-a-ma-jig...however it works. Anyway, don't look at it for long. But you should be educated about these exact type of things that Satan tries to seduce our younger flock with.****Warning: I know that this is silly, but it is actually still quite illegal for non-police or military to assault a hippie without just cause. I know, I know...silly. Make sure you have something like a knife or some dope to plant on them after you beat them. You can also invite one into your home and say you just got home and they had broken in. Hint, hint.*****
The greatest danger to our society is those gall-darned tie dye wearing fruit nuggets. Nothing gets my gizzard like seeing a grown feller in some rainbow-coloredee girl's shirt. Tie Dyes. Ptoooeeee. I say we round up ever tie dyed fool and put em to work in chain gaings. That'd be the only place I'd care to see a bunch of people wearing tie dyes and loving one another. It jess ain't right.
You can always reach me at rosavicious@hateahippie.com.
*This post was intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not condone acts of violence towards people in or out of tie dyes.
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